Hello everyone ,before going to the tips i need to tell you one thing . This post has been mainly an idea of my husband ( Rakesh ) . He got this idea when he was taking rest in the middle of my extended shopping spree day. He formulated most of the ideas . I just helped him in putting his ideas into words. He said he would follow these tips from my next ‘shopping spree day’ on wards . These are going to be in his own words.
1. PREPARE YOURSELF .
You might have prepared physically for sports meets ,events or even functions but have you ever thought of getting fit for shopping . You need to consider that if you have a wife or girl friend like mine. You need to have strong biceps for carrying infinite packets . You need to do some leg exercises as you need to walk endlessly.
2. CHOOSE CLOTHES
Choose clothes carefully . Clothes should allow you to run from shop to shop . If that is a street shopping , keep in mind that you are going to sweat like pig . At the same time you should not look like her driver helping her with shopping bags.
3. WATER BOTTLE
Unless you want to die of dehydration , keep a water bottle handy.
4.BE ON GUARD
If she finds interesting deals or interesting items or both , there are chances that she is going to spend till the last rupee. So keep some money for your return fares in a secret pocket she has no knowledge of . No use repenting later.
If you are also a person , who has to endure frequent ‘whole day shoppings’ like me ,start to think of buying a ‘walking stick’ with small seat attached to it with you. With that you can happily sit while she is jumping from one section of clothing to another.
6 . NO COLOR EXPERTISE
Suppose she is buying something in pink color ( or any other color) , never interrupt her to tell her that she had that color clothing already in the wardrobe. Then she will start telling you that the other was ‘peachy pink ‘ & this one ‘flamingo pink’ ,other ‘blush pink’ . Believe me , it is too technical to understand .
7. GRAB A PRAM
Even though you have no children , get a pram for yourself . It is better to push all your packages in the pram than to carry them like an educated , well dressed ‘coolie’ .
8. DO YOU NEED THIS
It is utter foolishness to ask her when she is buying something ” Do you need this ” .She definitely needs that in future , if that is coming for cheap price today . She will say ” Can’t you see that it’s a bargain? ”
9 . POSSESSIVENESS WILL PAY .
It starts like this . In the beginning of your relationship you want her to talk to only you. You will not tolerate , if she wants to have fun even with her ‘girlfriends ‘ . It ends with you accompanying her for every shopping mall in the city . So encourage her to go out with her friends , thus your burden is slightly reduced.
She will show you few dresses to allow you tell your humble opinion on which one was better . At this point , you can not escape by telling her ‘i do not know ‘ or ‘whichever you like ‘ . You have to choose one . But do not be in a misconception that she has a value for your judgement . She already has fixed her option . She is just asking you as every other girl on this planet would ask.
11. LOVE THE INEVITABLE
Leave gays , for all the other guys there is literally no way to live without our better halves. We are mentally , physically , emotionally & in all other departmentally dependent on them . Why not try to habituate ourselves with their small weaknesses & try to get along with them.
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